Call me a sucker for late night infomercials but I bought a Jack Lalane Juicer. You know the guy, he's 85+ with bushy ass eyebrows and loads of energy. I read something recently about drinking your vegetables and I immediately thought of the bushy-eyebrowed freak. Since I hate eating and preparing them why not mash the bitches in a juicer and drop 'em back. This thing is sick. It's got like a freakin chain saw motor on it and it just shreads. I've been experimenting with carrots, broccoli, oranges, apple, ginger root, tomatoes, spinach and parsley. This shit is good. All time favorite so far is tomatoes, carrots, celery, spinach and parsley. That sucker gets the blood flowing! It gives you a buzz, I'm serious and you can feel all the nutrient goodness settling into your muscles and bones. Forget leftovers or old fruit, this sucker takes it all down and it washes down even better. You can't ask for a better meal replacement, I mean how many people really like noshing on vegetables, with this you pull up to the counter and toss back a few.
Maybe I have way too much time on my hands since I'm tapering but this shit is crazy fun.
No comments:
Post a Comment